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Jizz Samples Put PB in Lockdown

"Medical Specimens" brought the worst intersection in PB to a halt yesterday (well, more of a halt than usual).



KSWB tells us that the bomb squad was brought in to take a look at a suspicious ice chest at the 7-11 on Garnet and Mission Bay Drive yesterday and closed off traffic. Turns out it was just some medical shit and some overly cautious people had apparently caught Hurt Locker fever this Oscar weekend.



So what was actually in the ice chest?  We're saying frozen spunk until it's proved otherwise.


http://www.fox5sandiego.com/news/kswb-pb-bomb-scare,0,7565152.story

SAN DIEGO - San Diego police had briefly clocked roads east of Pacific Beach as a bomb squad was called to look at a possible suspicious device inside an ice chest left at a 7-Eleven store at Garnet Avenue at Mission Bay Drive. Officers had closed Mission Bay Drive, and Garnet and Balboa avenues, northeast of Mission Bay. The cooler contained medical specimens, and the roads are being reopened.


Did someone jack you in the face or is that just BBQ?

In more innocent times, spotting someone stumbling the booze-soaked streets of Garnet and Grand after last call with red shit around their mouth meant they probably just did some street brawlin' at Ramiro's or the hot dog stand between Typhoon and Tavern.

No longer.



The U-T tells us about the opening of a new BBQ spot in the heart of the Garnet action -- and they stay open till 2:00 a.m.


 
Ribs or a knuckle sandwich?  Confusing times indeed.

http://www.signonsandiego.com/weblogs/side-dish/2010/mar/02/open-and-shut-burgers-come-italian-leaves/

Open and Shut: Burgers come, Italian leaves

Tuesday, March 2, 2010

You don't win friends with salad: Limonz Gourmet Salads, which closed last year, (978 Garnet Ave., Pacific Beach) has been replaced with Gloria's BBQ. The interior isn't structurally that different from before, but the menu is decidedly meatier. The menu features BBQ staples like ribs, sweet potato fries, coleslaw and pork sandwiches, and the 2 a.m. closing time is PB bar-scene friendly.

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PB: We Gots Spies and Shit

Alotta Fagina: coming to a hottub near you?



It turns out PB has been playing host to the new International Man of Mystery Mosab Hassan Yousef who spied on Hamas for the Israeli government for a number of years.  He now attends church at Barabbas Road near Kate Sessions Park.


Friend him on Facebook!

To the details...

Son of Hamas Founder With SD Ties Was Top Israeli Agent

http://www.nbcsandiego.com/news/local-beat/Son-of-Hamas-founder-was-top-Israeli-agent-85220477.html

Updated 12:11 PM PST, Wed, Feb 24, 2010
The son of one of Hamas' founders says in a new book that he served as a top informant for Israel for more than a decade, providing top-secret intelligence that helped prevent dozens of suicide bombings and other attacks against Israelis... 

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Big Man Pulls Mad Ass On The Tavern Dance Floor

PacificBeacher is going as This Guy for Halloween...







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"You ever run into your own knockout before?"

As any PB drunkass looking to crush a California Burrito knows, Ramiro's on Mission Boulevard is ground zero for fights and / or lame fight posturing (as in this case).



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Sick of seeing this guy's mug every time you take a piss yet?

Pauly Piss Pants

So the PB Wikipedia page tells us that Early-90s washup Pauly Shore calls our fair town home.  And review sites Yelp and NextStop confirm that you just might be fortunate enough to run into this comedic genius at local staples Konos, Shore Club and Moondoggies.



And you thought the guy just haunted the Playboy Mansion.  Pinch yourselves next time you stroll (okay, stumble) down Mission Blvd. PBers -- you could be in the general vicinity of greatness.




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Because we are suckers for stupid pet tricks


Floyd the Skateboarding bulldog...



PB skater is doggone good

by Anthony Gentile

For one Pacific Beach resident, skateboarding is more than a hobby, it’s a passion. And he's not too bad — for a guy who has four legs. That’s right, one of the baddest skaters in town is a bulldog...



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Taylor Library Closes For Two-Month Carpet Munching

Our tongue feels fatigued just reading this story...




Library will close soon, but only temporarily




The Pacific Beach/Taylor Library will close temporarily so that newcarpet may be installed, effective Sunday, Feb. 14 at 5 p.m...
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Bub's: Come All Ye Losers

So The Beach & Bay Press went all kissy-ga-ga the other day about a couple who developed a bond over getting tanked at Bub's Dive Bar whilst separately rooting for the Chargers and Steelers.



Seeing as how the choke-alicious Nate Kaeding is known to frequent the place, this reach-around of an article gives us even more reason to hate Bub's.



Double-teamed for life: Charger bride, Steeler groom

Sunday, February 7, 2010 at 12:04 a.m.

Travis and Blanca Frazier are spending their first Super Bowl as a married couple quietly on the sidelines. Neither of their teams made it to Miami today...

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    Wednesday, March 03, 2010
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    Wednesday, February 24, 2010
  4. Big Man Pulls Mad Ass On The Tavern Dance Floor
    Tuesday, February 23, 2010
  5. "You ever run into your own knockout before?"
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  6. Sick of seeing this guy's mug every time you take a piss yet?
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  7. Pauly Piss Pants
    Wednesday, February 10, 2010
  8. Because we are suckers for stupid pet tricks
    Tuesday, February 09, 2010
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    Tuesday, February 09, 2010
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